January 2012
4 posts
Jan 26th
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As a card carrying member of the internet generation, most of my adolescent and adult life is archived in the vast regions of the informational black hole—some of which has probably been deleted; some I can’t remember, probably due to years of self-induced memory loss. So naturally, every once and awhile, I like to check back on the two accounts I can remember (Diaryland and Livejournal)...
Jan 18th
Jan 18th
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GIRLS ARE PRETTY: Crossing Guard Who Can Tell When... →
girlsareprettyforever: The reason the crossing guard cries every time you cross the street is because you’re going to die before you turn 26 and she knows it. She gets visions of when and how people are going to die when they step into her cross-walk. Something about surrendering your safety into her hands gives her a…
Jan 18th
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December 2011
1 post
The most important lesson I learned this year: When your house is burning down, you don’t run after the arsonist. 
Dec 26th
November 2011
8 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-27) →
Jay-Z & Kanye West (23) The Sugarcubes (17) St. Vincent (11) The Zombies (3) Monks (3) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Nov 28th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-20) →
Sébastien Tellier (60) JAY-Z (31) John Coltrane (18) Slayer (7) Cass McCombs (4) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Nov 24th
Nov 21st
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Nov 21st
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-13) →
Jay-Z (37) Lio (27) Ennio Morricone (23) Sonic Youth (21) My Bloody Valentine (9) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Nov 15th
Nov 12th
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Nov 12th
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Nov 12th
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October 2011
7 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-30) →
Animal Collective (12) Timber Timbre (10) M83 (4) Beach House (4) Wire (3) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Oct 31st
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-23) →
Mogwai (21) M83 (15) Widowspeak (10) Wild Flag (9) Explosions in the Sky (9) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Oct 26th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-16) →
Widowspeak (39) JAY-Z (17) Sagittarius (10) Bon Iver (7) St. Vincent (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Oct 18th
4 tags
Oct 9th
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Guided Meditation Review
Given that I cry every other day and I don’t have enough money for a therapist/anti-depressants, I’ve taken to brain-washing myself with positive affirmations from free guided meditations on YouTube. I’ve tried a couple so far. The first, a British man guiding me through my happy zone with some excellent digeridoos. But his voice was a little annoying, and it was under 10...
Oct 9th
Oct 4th
Cats Without Health Insurance →
This was probably the saddest year of my life. If nothing else resonates, there’s this: it’s actually come to the manifestation of a cat-meets-PPO blog. This is what we like to call “hitting rock bottom.”
Oct 3rd
September 2011
6 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-9-25) →
St. Vincent (46) Cat Power (35) Javelin (29) Beach House (15) Com Truise (11) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Sep 27th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-9-18) →
Cocteau Twins (24) Eux Autres (13) Wild Flag (11) Suicide (9) Pete Shelley (9) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Sep 20th
1 tag
Sep 17th
72 notes
"That's not our demographic.": American Apparel... →
This is so totally offensive and reaffirms everything I’ve always felt about not shopping at AA. “Dehumanizing people is the new black.” extrawiggleroom: This evening (September 13) at around 7:30 PM, I received an email from Iris Alonzo. I had not intended to share any quotes or specific content from this email with anyone, other than to explain that American Apparel had...
Sep 15th
309 notes
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-9-11) →
Talking Heads (19) Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark (16) New Order (15) Wire (12) The Ice Choir (9) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Sep 14th
15 tags
Sep 8th
29,606 notes
August 2011
24 posts
15 tags
Aug 26th
80 notes
I was touched to hear from a dedicated follower that my most memorable era of writing was when 2.5/3 average topics were somehow connected to my vagina.  1. Lamenting my period/expressing the oppressive nature of cramps as a metaphor for the overall pitfalls of being a woman. 2. Rehashing tales of boys who fingered me.  3. Writing to-do lists. This is the .5, as sometimes the to-do list would...
Aug 23rd
1 tag
Aug 23rd
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-8-21) →
Connan Mockasin (37) Metronomy (15) Coolman Tony (10) El Guincho (9) John Maus (4) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Aug 22nd
Update: Accomplished brunch and crying, but forgot to eat cookies, or write any articles or poetry because I was stoned on a couch crying and watching movies all day. However I did make cornbread, so I dont know. I guess that was half-productive.
Aug 22nd
3 tags
Aug 21st
34,706 notes
“So, we’re left with this: people who make others feel bad for not conforming to a set of standards based on a shell of previous meaning. And artists, who want to cry all the time.”
Aug 21st
Aug 20th
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1 tag
Aug 20th
256 notes
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-8-14) →
Lauryn Hill (20) Love (17) The Animals (15) Fugees (15) Roxy Music (14) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Aug 18th
1 tag
Aug 16th
9,475 notes
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-8-7) →
Ratatat (20) John Maus (15) Danger Mouse (13) Faust (10) Games (8) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Aug 12th
Aug 10th
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“That is the basic problem… you’re waiting for me… I’m...”
Aug 9th
Aug 9th
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Aug 9th
I think he likes me I hope he likes me I think I like him I hope I like him
Aug 9th
Let me tell you about my menstrual cycle.
Note: I found this image while searching the term “agony.”
Aug 9th
Aug 5th
737 notes
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-7-31) →
Mina (16) Games (14) Clams Casino (14) Teengirl Fantasy (10) Louis C.K. (8) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Aug 2nd
Aug 2nd
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Aug 2nd
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Aug 2nd
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Aug 2nd
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